Yor, the Hunter from the Future

An inept, cheesy muscleman epic from Italian hack director Antonio Margheriti (Anthony M Dawson), he obviously thought mixing Conan with Star Wars was a stunningly original idea. An Italian-Turkish production starring one-time Captain America Reb Brown (which says it all really) this absolute stinker features the blond-wigged hero fighting cardboard dinosaurs and robot hordes (with a touch of the Darth Vaders), accompanied by a tacky disco theme song. Not even fun on a camp level, Yor is a bore and absolute hell to sit through.