Sarah Millican

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Sarah Millican: Twitter was a pin to my excitable Bafta balloon

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Sarah Millican: Twitter was a pin to my excitable Bafta balloon

"I’m sorry. I thought I had been invited to such an illustrious event because I am good at my job. Putting clothes on is such a small part of my day. They may as well have been criticising me for brushing my teeth differently to them"

Sarah Millican: Fantasy is just like sci-fi with more boobs

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Sarah Millican: Fantasy is just like sci-fi with more boobs

"In order to control the lady alien, they used a Lady Thor, I think, who had armoured boobs and was pretty handy at jumping. I’m wondering why they didn’t just round up any gay men who would make short shrift of her seduction techniques and get her arrested in no time"

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