Desperate Housewives
Episode Guide
Series five
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Episode 1/24 You're Gonna Love Tomorrow
Five years have passed and the once glamorous Gabrielle Solis is now the flustered mother of two podgy little girls. Bree and Katherine have a successful catering business but Bree has upset Katherine by failing to credit her for recipes she has used in her new cookery book. Lynette's twins are now teenagers but still raising hell, their latest enterprise being an under-age casino.
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Episode 2/24 We're So Happy You're So Happy
Much to Susan's dismay, Mike seems intent on getting to know Jackson. She's scared Mike will turn Jackson against her by describing how nasty the divorce was. Orson is upset when Bree says she is unmarried during a radio interview. Desperate to communicate with Parker, Lynette joins the networking site he uses in the guise of a 16-year-old girl and everything goes well until he develops a crush on her online persona.
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Episode 3/24 Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else
Bree has finally managed to persuade Danielle to come and visit, but family tensions resurface when Bree discovers that her grandson is being raised as a vegetarian. Susan faces a dilemma when MJ tells her he is being bullied at school and the guilty party turns out to be Juanita Solis. Edie starts to worry that she knows very little about her husband's past and decides it's time to find out more.
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Episode 4/24 Back in Business
Mike worries about his role in MJ's life when he buys him a bike but Jackson is the one to teach him to ride it. Lynette is hurt when Bree refuses her advice on marketing her new cookbook. Gaby sends Juanita on a play date so that she and Carlos can enjoy an intimate afternoon together, but Juanita comes home early and Gaby's sex life is soon the hot topic in the playground.
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Episode 5/24 Mirror, Mirror
Gabrielle tells Carlos she is pregnant again, despite the fact he agreed to have a vasectomy after their second child. Jackson declares his love for Susan and asks if he can move in with her. And Tom announces to Lynette that he's going to sell the pizzeria. Meanwhile, Dave has persuaded Edie to host a party for Mrs McCluskey who is celebrating her 70th birthday - could he have an ulterior motive?
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Episode 6/24 There's Always a Woman
Carlos's massage technique has an astounding effect on one of his wealthy female clients, who immediately offers him $100,000 to accompany her to Europe for two months. Susan decides to make up with Jackson, but when she calls round, she discovers him in the arms of another woman. Meanwhile, Lynette suspects Tom is also having an affair.
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Episode 7/24 What More Do I Need?
Gabrielle is finding Mrs Hildebrand's attentions a little stifling, but things come to a head when she asks Gaby's daughters to call her "grandma". Susan discovers Jackson is a talented artist and unintentionally helps to release his creative block - although the downside is that he becomes more interested in his painting than in having sex with her. Lynette is involved in an angry confrontation with Porter's married girlfriend.
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Episode 8/24 City on Fire
Dave, Carlos, Mike, Tom and Orson nervously await their turn in the spotlight at Battle of the Bands night. Lynette goes to confront Anne over Porter but their angry exchange is overheard by Anne's husband Warren who turns violent. Susan meets Julie's new boyfriend for the first time but is horrified to discover he's been married four times. Carlos tells Gaby that Virginia has made their children heirs to her fortune.
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Episode 9/24 Me and My Town
Lynette tries to protect Porter by telling the police that she didn't hear the altercation between him and Warren. Carlos is told there may be a way of restoring his sight, but Gaby worries that when he sees how she's turned into a frump, he won't love her anymore. Susan is distraught when she discovers that Mike is seeing someone but doesn't suspect Katherine.
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Episode 10/24 A Vision's Just a Vision
Bree discovers Andrew has a new boyfriend, a doctor called Alex, but when she invites the couple over to dinner, her other gay friends say they recognise Alex from a gay porn film. Carlos is regaining his sight but Gaby is terrified he will discover how many possessions she has had to sell - principally his signed baseball. MJ tries to sabotage Mike's relationship with Katherine.
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Episode 11/24 Home Is the Place
Bree is pretty appalled by beer-swigging Melina, Andrew's prospective mother-in-law, so in an attempt to limit her influence, she buys the boys a house on Wisteria Lane. Carlos wants to do something worthwhile for a living now he has his sight back, but he clashes with Gabrielle when he announces his plans to work with blind people at the local community centre.
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Episode 12/24 Connect! Connect!
Edie organises a get-together in the wake of her break-up with Dave, but Susan antagonises her by announcing the good news that she is moving to Riverton to be with Jackson. Gabrielle gets upset when Juanita tells her she loves Carlos more, but her dismay turns to frustration when she realises she is being mercilessly manipulated. Alex tells Bree to stop putting Orson down in public.
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