The PM presenter laments all the attention his recent TV spat with the Mayor of London has focused on his balding pate
Radio Times columnist says he won't be trying to capitalise on his Boris Johnson interview
"I could picture her. I could tell you a list of her films. But I could no more recall her name than eat a dingo. Panic"
"It's as though they made a huge building then put another huge building on top of it. It's construction on steroids"
"How would you appear to the world if the content of your work email inbox were released for everyone to read?"
"The Marr team have a well-lit corner office with views up the tree-lined streets of Regent's Park. There are bookshelves. It is paradise"
"Recently when the Prime Minister made a Commons statement about the Algerian hostage crisis, we took the rather unusual decision to broadcast all of it"
"My personal experience of banks was just fine until I tried to get my hands on my savings. That made me want to throw a pie in someone's face"
"There are no longer bins by everyone's desks - Newsnight had secured a secret bin, but generally there was tut-tutting about this new affront to humanity"
"On this day my priorities were: 1) learning how to adjust the chair that was shoving me forward like a pushy mum; 2) learning how to get the wi-fi to work; and 3) finding out how to open the drawer under my desk."
"This week’s column will be mainly about Manhattan and you can be sure I have the wit, warmth and intelligence to match Mr Cooke in a column that will sparkle with his trademark wisdom and erudition"
"I have consummated broadcasting with the throbbing hub of the BBC. I penetrated the basement and gave it my all in front of anyone who wanted to watch"
"You can talk to four million people on PM… but boy, if you should be able to attend a performance of Strictly Come Dancing, suddenly you're interesting"
"Rest assured I have asked Ken MacQuarrie from BBC What Remains of Scotland to have a report on the pile of ash that was my desk by Monday morning"
"Who among us hasn’t thought about winning the lottery and then going in to work to settle a few scores with our bosses? Was Danny speaking for all of us?"
"The only signs of life and colour remaining in the tumbleweed-ridden corridors of Television Centre are the posters advertising Strictly Come Dancing"
"A snapshot of my left eye produced a photo, which I kid you not resembled Venus passing in front of an angry sun"
The security guard looked at my pass. And then looked some more. 'It is me!' I offered, nervously. 'Yes. Perhaps a much younger version of you'"
"My event at The Cheltenham Literary Festival was a sell-out. His was sparsely attended, with only George Osbourne, Ed Balls and a goat"
"If there’s one thing you expect from this column, it’s the unvarnished truth. So let me reveal the explosive facts. And no messing..."
The PM host prepares himself for the show's big move to New Broadcasting House...
"I once saw 5 Live’s Peter Allen bludgeon a colleague to death with one of his Sonys. That big move to Salford? Cover story to distract the papers"
"I would have climbed Everest in clogs to go to the Dallas launch. I would have kissed Piers Morgan"
"They used the power of radio and its ability to reach millions instantly to reach out to one or two individuals to tell them something that mattered only to them"
"There was a slightly startled look about my eyes but, frankly, I have that all the time after 9pm"
There’s a live studio audience - it’s one of TV’s biggest secrets. The ticket money is used to stock the green room fridge...
"But how the heck do you properly convey those flipping words without causing offence?"
"I haven't felt so stupid since saying to Caroline Thomson: 'Don't worry, love, you're a shoo-in for DG'"
An appeal made in Eddie's regular slot in Radio Times magazine has uncovered some jaw-dropping stories
"I couldn't think of anything outside news and current affairs that I watch 'live'"
The PM host sifts through the terrible reviews of the big-screen re-make of his favourite childhood show
The host of Radio 4's PM gets his first tour around the new BBC Broadcasting House
Can a bit of leap year magic help the BBC presenters patch up their differences live on air?