10 reasons to be thankful Doc Martin isn’t actually your Doctor

Because "the Doctor will see you now" shouldn't sound like a threat...

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He has a phobia of blood.

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He is very easily irritated.

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He’s patronising and yells at you when you’re sick.

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He constantly looks angry.

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He’s got no problem hanging up on you.

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He’ll see you when he damn well feels like it.

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He jokes about amputating legs to terrified children.

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He has perfected the disdainful sneer.

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… and the you’re-wasting-my-time one eyebrow raise.

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He won’t help you if you catch him outside of the surgery, but happily gives medical advice at inappropriate times. Like a funeral.

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