Rivers of blood are a’flowing in this deeply strange virtual battle between 4,000 Santas and 11,000 penguins.
“BUT WHY WOULD FATHER CHRISTMAS DO SUCH A THING?” I hear you cry.
Well, this incredibly dark and un-christmassy video is actually a demo from a new video game called Epic Battle Simulator which lets players take literally thousands of clones of one character and have its army wage war against another. It’s feelgood stuff, you know.
Penguins committing mass suicide, Father Christmasses using candy canes as bludgeons while a lonely Snowman looks down on them. Like Christmas, but in hell.