The Great British Bake Off 2016 continues this week, live from 8pm on BBC1. Now we’ve had our cake and our biscuits, it’s time for Bread Week.
Follow along live with us. It’s going to be slightly Selasi-centric. Sorry not sorry.
8:57pm Aww Michael. Not only did you have to leave but Paul is going to visit you in Cyprus probably against your will.
8:56pm YES TOM.
8:55pm Kate, Tom, or Andrew… who will the star baker be? The tension is palpable
8:54pm Hahaha (same).
8:51pm Will someone explain what is happening here?
8:48pm Bake Off…. or horror movie?
8:43pm I just want to go to the pub with Mel and Sue. It’s all I want.
8:40pm Loving Val’s alternative take on scripture – “One’s flown away!”
8:36pm You heard the lady…
8:35pm Val wins the technical but her Dampfnudle is “still a million miles away” according to Paul.
8:32pm Aaahhh was that Rav tearing up?! I am now crying.
8:30pm Selasi: “It’s like that kinda burn that you like.” Legend.
8:25pm I second this.
8:23pm Oh Selasi you are TOO MUCH
8:22pm Whatever a Dampfnudel is, it is fun to say.
8:20pm Would you just LOOK at the joy this man can inspire in people. Look at it.
8:15pm Love these two.
8:12pm Candice: “No one likes a small, underfilled ball.” Wise words.
8:10pm This is not what Benjamina signed up for…
8:09pm If Paul were an Italian chef
8:08pm Stop saying chocolate. Why don’t I have chocolate. Never prepared.
8:06pm Someone’s in a crummy mood…
7:55pm Five minutes to go til Bread Week – I have my toast and (arguably too much) butter at the ready
5:30pm And so it begins. Puns are possibly the best thing about Bake Off.