One news anchor in the United States won’t be keeping up with the Kardashians any longer.
Anchorman John Brown has kowtowed to America’s *other* first family for longer than he believed possible, but when it came to reporting on Kylie’s new pet rabbit – named Bruce, guys. BRUCE! – he knew that revolution was nigh.
“I am having a good Friday, so I refuse to talk about the Kardashians today,” he said, before turning to his co-presenter. “You are on your own, Amy. I can’t do it.”
Shout it from the barricade! “I’ve had enough Kardashians. I can’t take any more Kardashian stories on this show!”
The entertainment reporter tried to continue with her breaking Leporidae-based story, but her anchorman was not done.
“It’s a non-story!” he preached from off camera. “We’re talking about this family every freaking day on this show! Nobody cares about this family anymore! It’s enough! It’s Friday! I want to have a good Friday! I don’t want to talk about the Kardashians!”
Brown later apologised for his Kardashian meltdown in a Facebook post, writing “Sorry, I lost my mind a bit, although it was partially in jest!” before adding: “I did feel better though after I was done.”
The #1 trender all Facebook today. This is surreal. I've never lived through anything like this. https://t.co/cXpbdIDDgd