Imagine if zoos were run like Jurassic Park. Barely a day would go by without a keeper getting locked in with the meerkats, and all of the cages would periodically spring open, letting penguins run free in the gift shop.
Surely if you are responsible for genetically engineered, 10 storey tall killing machines, standards should be a little higher than Glen Muchty Safari Park? Anyway, there’s a new clip.
Here are some solutions to Chris Pratt’s problems: a faster door. A smaller door. Two doors, operating like an airlock. Park procedure that keeps the new evil dinosaur away from humans. A strong unionised workforce.
Also starring Bryce Dallas Howard (The Help), Judy Greer (Arrested Development), Vincent D’Onofrio (Daredevil), Katie McGrath (Merlin) and Jake Johnson (New Girl), Jurassic World is released in UK cinemas on 11th June.