Oscars 2015: inside the £52,000 goodie bag

The ‘Everyone Wins at the Oscars Nominee Gift Bag’ contains a gold bicycle, a vibrator, even pet food...

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On Oscars night no nominee will be walking home empty-handed thanks to the ‘Everyone Wins at the Oscars Nominee Gift Bag’. (A simple ‘gift bag’ will not suffice, obviously: this goodie bag to end all goodie bags requires a whole sentence to explain its raison d’etre.)

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In fact, Santa himself would have trouble carting this sack around. A truck would be a more appropriate vehicle for the haul of gifts that are “all about looking good and feeling great”, designed to tickle the fancy of those who “may have everything but still relish the simple joy of a gift”.

It’s worth in excess of an eye-watering £52,000 and the spoils include everything from electric toothbrushes to a gold bicycle, spirits to a vibrator. There’s even pet food for Hollywood’s primped and preened poodles. We’re not jealous, not at all.

Check out the full list:

Dove and Dove Men+Care Spray antiperspirants

OZ Naturals skincare products

MAAZ Luxury hair care products

LG Tone Infinim wireless headsets

Dual-chamber Haze Vaporizers

Halo Natural Pet Food

The option to make a 10,000 meal donation in their name to an animal shelter or rescue of their choice

Rocky Mountaineer luxury rail journeys

Lucky Explorer Italian cruiser bicycle

Ibiza Soul flip flops

Hydroxycut Drops + Gummies + Lean Protein Shakes and Bars

Limited edition Swiss-made Slow Watches

Jan Lewis Designs trio of bangle bracelets

Narrative Clip wearable automatic camera and app

PolarLoop 24/7 activity tracker

Steamist Total Sense Home Spa System

Dosha Pops herbal tea lollipops

An Acupuncture session with Heather Lounsbury

Personal training sessions with Alexis Seletzky

Rouge Maple gourmet fine foods

Slimware portion-control plates

Linewoods Health Foods

Coral Actives acne treatment

DermaWand

Personalised Nostalgia baskets

Pop Dental sonic toothbrush

Posh Pretzels

Adri & Sara Italian Scarves

Sashka Co glass bead bracelets

XO Mints

California Good Clothing eco-friendly t-shirts

Candy Vixen sweets

Coal & Canary candles

TAGS gift certificate

Esther Easter’s Treats

Rejuvel facial repair cream

Flickable luxe lip gloss

JNL Clothing urban streetwear

Memobottle reusable bottles 

Mezcal el Silencia spirits (perfect for celebrating or drowning your sorrows)

ZuZu Kim glamorous bow ties

NapAnywhere head support pillows (useful for a nap during all those categories no one can ever quite remember)

Live Love Pop healthy popcorn

Naked Undies (we reckon they’re pulling a fast one here – did they never read The Emperor’s New Clothes?) 

StickerWallet for electronic devices

Backroad Vines wine

La Baleine natural sea salts + VIP salt preserve tour package

Family portrait session with Lifestyle Photography

Max Martin handcrafted shoes

Ambrosia apples (because your average apple just won’t do for A-listers)

The Getty’s exhibition catalogue for J.M.W Turner: Painting Set Free

Signed and numbered paintings from Gunner Fox

Starlettos heel protectors (surely blister plasters would be more appropriate at the end of the night?)

The Afterglow Pulsewave Vibrator (in case the after-party doesn’t go to plan)

Original acrylic by Ron Kennedy Roecker (we’re not sure either)

Show Me the Movie – the movie version of charades

Lat & Lo customised sterling silver necklaces

Golden Door spa retreat and tinted lip treatment

Signed copies of Emmy-winner Tony Hale’s first illustrated children’s book Archibald’s Next Big Thing

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The Oscars are being shown from 1.30am on Monday on Sky Movies Oscars plus live red carpet action from 11.30pm on Sky Living