As Christmas approaches, the nation is divided into those who are already up to their ears in mince pies, baubles and good cheer, and those who want to scream every time they hear Wham’s Last Christmas.
So before you get even deeper into December, you’ll probably want to know just how festive you really are.
Take this scientifically accurate quiz to find out whether you’ll be singing carols or shouting “Bah Humbug” all the way to the big day—and if you discover you’re over 50% Scrooge, you should probably warn your family, friends and neighbours that they’re in for some misery…
Kasia is a TV, film and arts journalist who writes news, feautures and comment. She spends a lot of time feeling nostalgic about 90s American films and working her way back through the Desert Island Discs archive.