It's fair to say we were a bit baffled by the trailer for Lost River, Ryan Gosling's first film as director, which features a buff Matt Smith telling everyone to look at his muscles. And yet we can't stop watching it: the combination of The Doctor in a gold lamé jacket, veined pectorals and a suggestively placed horseshoe is like some terrible, wonderful nightmare.
Lucky a kind soul on YouTube has edited together this looping video of Matt's chant. How long can you stand it?
Look at Matt's muscles.
Look at his muscles.
LOOK AT MATT'S MUSCLES.
NEVER STOP LOOKING AT MATT SMITH'S MUSCLES.