The Graham Norton Show... according to James McAvoy

X-Men stars Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy are on the sofa, and talk turns to a certain crush someone's wife has on McAvoy...

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The Graham Norton Show... according to James McAvoy
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Wolverine, Magneto and Professor X are on Graham Norton's sofa tonight in the form of actors Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy. 

The trio are in town to promote the latest instalment of the X-Men franchise, X-Men: Days of Future Past. 

But here we imagine how the conversation plays out as talk turns to Jackman's wife and her little crush on Mr McAvoy...


Graham: I've cut James out of the shot just for a moment while I ask you Hugh, is it true your wife has a teensy crush?


James: What's that sound? Oh yeah, the things-just-got-frigging-awkward klaxon


Hugh: It's OK buddy, it's OK. Mainly because Fassbender is sitting between us


... And I've left the Wolverine claws at home


James: I'm not sure it's even true


Michael: I actually thought it was me she had her eye on


Hugh: No, look, she's over there, wearing her 'I heart McAvoy' t-shirt


Michael: One nil McAvoy


James: And... I'm out of here. The exit's that way, right?