Let us fill you in. The inside (the lines) scoop is that a Benedict Cumberbatch colouring book is coming soon to a stationer’s near you.
That’s right: you want Benedict Cumberbatch with pink hair, you’ve got him. You want to know what Sherlock would look like if he came from Mars, you know what to do.
The unofficial creation, set for release on 28 March, is the latest from I Love Mel’s Colour Me Good range – which already boasts Ryan Gosling, Damian Lewis and Kate Moss versions amongst others – and will probably outsell the Bible and the complete works of Shakespeare within the week. Although the world’s kittens may have other ideas…