Sherlock and Dr John Watson drunk – in pictures

The game is... something! How to have a messy stag do and be home before closing according to Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson

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Tonight the second episode of Sherlock’s third series, The Sign of Three, gets another airing, which sees Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson embark on a boozy night out in honour of John’s stag do.

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From maps, measuring cylinders and graphs to prison, games and falling asleep on the stairs of 221b Baker Street, here’s your guide to a pre-wedding party according to Sherlock and Watson… 


Keep track of what you drink. Fancy a pint? That’s 443.7ml to be precise.

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Stick to a schedule. 

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Yeah, even loo breaks need to be accounted for.

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If trying to stay at the lightheaded-and-not-urinating-in-a-wardrobe stage, this probably isn’t advised.

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Or this…

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This will only lead to one thing…

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OK, two things. An early night (two hours later to be exact) and a snooze on the stairs of your home.

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Never mind. Keep the festivities going with a good old party game.

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It’ll inspire witty conversation. “Am I a vegetable?”

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We won’t even mention this…

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If you head back out, pull faces to help you through the drunkenness. 

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Sleep at every opportunity.

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And anywhere…

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Attempting to look dignified after throwing up on someone else’s carpet is totally the right thing to do.

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Just try not to end up in here.

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Accept it. Eating the next day will be tough.

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In fact, this is probably the way to go.

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Enjoy the episode all over again tonight at 8:30pm on BBC1