Once upon a time, in a land oh so far away, there was a young princess searching for the love of her life. But standing in the way of happily ever after was one man… her father.
Following her dalliance with the Damsels in Distress dating agency, he decided to challenge every single one of her dashing young suitors. But this wasn’t any old fatherly vetting process. The king, with the help of ‘The Beast’ – his bizarrely armoured sidekick – welcomed eight hopefuls to volunteer as human catapults, brave grimy cesspits of mud and exercise their vocal chords with a heartfelt rendition of Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now, all in the name of true love, until one man emerged victorious.
Forget Take Me Out – this, folks, is the future of television dating. Where else would you witness a group of young men thrown into sludge-ridden assault courses, dressed up in giant bunny outfits to wrestle (left) and hurled off bridges by the aforementioned ‘Beast’? Appropriately set to the tune of Meatloaf’s I Would Do Anything For Love, the below teaser offers a taster of what’s to come when My Little Princess begins on E4 at the end of January…