It’s for the greater cultural good that Gatiss has been allowed to channel his “horror-obsessed youth” into something concrete, with rarely seen clips. Today’s youngsters, with online access to, well, everything, will never know the wonder of unattainability our generation experienced. (But, sadly, his programmes are unlikely to turn up on DVD because to licence those clips would be prohibitively costly.)
“That wonderful line from Inherit the Wind, when Spencer Tracy’s talking about evolution and progress. ‘You can have a telephone but you lose the charm of distance.’ For everything you gain, you do lose something. How marvellous it is that you can now watch what remains of The Golem on YouTube, whereas you used to have to wait for a BBC scheduler to put it on.”
Those same schedulers have honoured Horror Europa with a Halloween week slot, and BBC4’s door is, it seems, open for future geographical excursions - Horror Asia? Horror Latina? Don’t expect an affectionate treatise on modern horror films, though. The Human Centipede - a rare Dutch entry in the canon - gets a quick nod in Europa, but on the whole, Gatiss finds its ilk “disturbing in the wrong way… There’s nothing there, except a sort of numbing repetition.”
He pulls back, for fear of sounding like a curmudgeon. “I was a very bloodthirsty youth,” he admits. “But without any supernatural element, you might just as well stand and watch a car crash.”
The previous Friday, Gatiss watched 1973 British horror And Now the Screaming Starts! “For its time, it’s quite gory,” he says, as we head back to the theatre. “Geoffrey Whitehead with his eyes out? At the time people thought it was repellent and disgraceful, but you look at it now, you think: good on you!”
Horror Europa with Mark Gatiss is on tonight at 9:00pm on BBC4