1. Sonic piledriver
Pinging around the Whovian forums this week was Eric Calderone's massively awesome heavy-metal shredding of the Doctor Who theme.
Oi, Moffat! This needs to be the version you use on the new series. Yes, including the big widdly bit after a minute and a half.
2. Yosemite here, Yosemite there
Shawn Reeder spent two years making this time-lapse film of Yosemite and the Sierras, but by heaven it was worth it. Go full-screen HD to at least try to take in the sheer ludicrous beauty of it.
3. Two wheels good
Exciting news! Someone finally has found a use for dogs. This one in China is seen faithfully, nay, doggedly guarding his owner's bike on a bustling street. Cute – but the ending is even cuter.
4. Try to remain phlegmatic
A news reporter in Chicago prepares to do a piece to camera, but is – hggggggggh! – interrupted by a passer-by who – cccccchhhhhhh! – is inappropriately chatty and has a – thhhhhhhhhhpt! – "bad cold".
5. Ordinary person
How will Ed Miliband fare on goody-goody talent show The Voice? Not well, alas – and oh dear, look at his little face when Sir Tom Jones gives his comments. Dreams of fame in tatters. They're cruel, these programmes.