Did your partner forget what day it was today? Or maybe you’re single and feeling left out of all the blatant commercialism – er, we mean, romantic gestures?
Then what you need is our Valentine’s Day poll! In an ideal world, which of our celebrities would you like to spend time with today? You can be as shallow or as thoughtful as you like in your decision-making, we won’t judge you.
Maybe you’d like to talk figures with Carol Vorderman, or create some magic with Derren Brown? Tell Benedict Cumberbatch: “Let’s have dinner”? Or discuss politics with Borgen’s PM, Birgitte Nyborg?
Take your pick from our list below, but if you can’t see your ideal TV partner among those names, feel free to recommend your own choice in the comments box below.
Sadly you won’t win a date with any of our delightful contenders, but you can enjoy the warm, fuzzy feeling that comes with knowing this is the kind of relationship where you’ll never have to iron any of their shirts/make way for their shoe collections, either.