There can be only one (until January and the next series of Celebrity Big Brother)! But who would you like to see triumph in tonight’s BB final?
Aaron, the smart and sophisticated boy band fan with a penchant for sulking?
Alex, the simple Geordie lass with a heart of gold?
Jay, the simple Geordie lad with a heart of gold and the fart of a rhinoceros?
Louise, the simple Manc lass with a heart of gold and the fart of a simple lady rhinoceros?
*Note: you do not actually decide unless you vote on the show itself.