Booze, boobs and the unashamed Eugene Levy... yes, it's business as usual for the fifth instalment in the bawdy franchise. But whereas the original American Pie always felt like a proper feature, this tired straight-to-DVD cash-in is more a badly paced patchwork of vulgar vignettes. The story, for what it's worth, revolves around high-school virgin Erik Stifler (John White) after his girlfriend gives him free rein for a wild weekend at his cousin's college. Even fans of teen sex comedies will find the verbal gags repetitive, predictable and often plain unfunny, while the visual jokes are dragged out to tedious levels. With poor acting and direction only emphasising the script's laziness, this is one barrel-scraper to avoid.