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Randy Hickey quotes - Radio Times, April 2006 |
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Earl Hickey's comic misadventures are a joy, but often it's the pearls of wit from the lips of his brother
Randy that stick in the mind
Earl: She's a vixen.
Randy: Isn't that one of Santa's
reindeer?
Randy shows his grasp of folklore
"It's like Disneyland for
poor people."
Randy sums up the appeal of
the County Fair
"I don't know why people complain
about this asbestos stuff. It doesn't
smell so bad."
Randy tries work as a builder
"Hey Earl, you wanna go
write 'wash me' on dirty
cars? I already did ours."
Randy suggests some harmless fun
"Look at all those people
in suits, Earl. It's just
like when Ted from
Bill and Ted put
on his magic
sunglasses and
went into the
Matrix."
Randy sizes
up some
office
workers
Earl: How was your first day
of school?
Randy: Great! I really enjoyed
science class. Did you know that
before we were humans we were
monkeys?
Earl: Really? What were we
before monkeys?
Randy: I don't know. I can't even
remember being a monkey.
Randy goes back to high school
"Hey! A porn machine!"
Randy stumbles on a lap-top
computer
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