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Big Brother's Best Bits: week four

Siavash from Big Brother wearing a barrel
  • Posted at 11:02am
  • 03 July 2009
  • by PaulJones-RT

Sree proves he's a bad sportsman…

Biggest barrel of laughs

As his tenuous part of the "Italian-themed" task, Siavash wore silver glam-rock boots, a chicken on his head and a giant barrel, and was told to jump on a pedestal and strike a pose whenever BB played Madonna's Vogue into the house. Actually less funny that it sounds.

Genuinely hilarious, though, were his doomed attempts to sit down in the diary room chair while wearing the costume. He finally collapsed into a corner of the room calling feebly, "I'm not sure I can get up…you are a horrible, horrible person."

Best musical performance

This category features for the second week running, but this time there's only one contender. Karly's rendition of Nessun Dorma was actually good. In tune, with the right words and everything (well, I don't know much Italian but they sounded right), she really did justice to her Pavarotti-sized tux. Shame about Halfwit and Rodrigo, the other two tenors, who were only worth about £2.50 between them.

Biggest certainty

Talking of Halfwit's performance, he was convinced - really, really convinced - that he wasn't to blame for the failure of the task: "Can I just say with two million per cent certainty, this wasn't my fault!" That is a lot of certainty.

Biggest loser

I'm not a Sree fan - I'm not sure such a thing exists - but even I felt sorry for him at the start of the sports day task. It's bad enough being picked last in the playground, yet when Sree was the only one left, captain Siavash (half-)joked, "We're happy with just three of us in our team."

Next up was the humiliation of losing his race to Dogface, despite the fact that she has two substantial impediments to skipping fast. And Marcus rounded things off nicely when he explained that he'd backed the winning team based on the logic: "Any team with Sree in is gonna lose".

Clearly a glutton for punishment, Sree then challenged Siavash to a running race in the garden. Beaten once, he demanded a re-match. Beaten twice, he welched on their bet, refusing to hand over Siavash's winnings and proving that there's more than one way to be a loser.

Now he's up for eviction against hardened nominee Halfwit (who has yet again demonstrated a Zen-like resilience to all the abuse he's been receiving). It could just be the perfect end to a fantastic week.

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Would it make your week if Sree was to go? Or is Halfwit's time finally up? And what have been your best bits? Post a comment below and let us know.

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