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Big Brother's Best Bits: week three

Big Brother contestant Sree
  • Posted at 11:00am
  • 26 June 2009
  • by PaulJones-RT

# Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noi-ree-ee-een… #

Biggest sex symbol

Everybody loves Noirin! Sree says, "Your inner beauty is platinum. I'm in love with you." Angel says, "I've got really deep feelings for her. It's sexual feelings as well." Marcus says, "She's beautiful, Shania Twain, but not as beautiful as Noirin." Personally, I think she's a bit fat…

Biggest lush

It's hard to understand why Noirin isn't falling for Sree's charms. Most women would swoon if a drunken man dropped his trousers in front of them and started singing Womaniser. Noirin's deadpan response as she turned on her heel and headed for the door also wins her the prize for best putdown: "OK, it was nice talking to you. Stay strong…"

Biggest threat to the ozone layer

OK, that might be scientifically out of date, but while a couple of squirts under each arm is enough to give most of us the confidence to get out there and do our thing, Sree feels the need to spray himself for around three minutes at a time before he's ready to leave the bedroom. Unfortunately, there's not enough Lynx Dark Temptation in the world to change Noirin's mind.

Biggest sacrifice

It was kind of Freddie to remain a Halfwit so that Noirin could finally wash off her marker pen eyebrows and glasses. But did anyone else think she actually looked sexier with them on..? Nope, just me, then.

Best musical performance

Marcus's strangled-cat rendition of Greensleeves on the recorder was certainly worthy of the village idiot. And Henry's wives' madrigal sounded like a chorus of the undead singing for their supper of fresh brains.

But the prize has to go to Halfwit and Angel's impromptu scat/beatbox bedroom performance, which had Angel in such a frenzy she was actually foaming at the mouth. Sadly, they're both up for eviction tonight, which is going to break up the band.

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