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The Best...breakfast TV show

Chris Evans
  • Posted at 5:13am
  • 15 March 2007
  • by KateCoffey-RT
  • 2 comments

In its heyday, The Big Breakfast was always going to be a tough act to follow. This loud, brash, unruly light entertainment show somehow made the journey from one's bed to the office less traumatic by adhering to a simple formula: being a visual blitz for the sleep-deadened masses.

Unless you happen to be one of those annoying "morning" people who radiate the kind of daybreak ebullience it takes the rest of us half a bottle of wine to achieve, then the very least we expect from a morning TV show is that it wakes us up in the least taxing way possible.

At this ungodly hour, before caffeine has worked its magic, we are like dazed children, mesmerised by anything shiny or fluffy waved in our direction. The Big Breakfast in its juvenile zest tuned into this perfectly. Recall, if you will:

Compare this with BBC Breakfast. If anything is going to put you to sleep faster than a mug of Horlicks and a hot bath, it's two people making polite stilted conversation on a sofa. Watching Breakfast is a bit like eating muesli; you know it's probably good for you but it tastes a bit crap.

Compare this with BBC Breakfast. If anything is going to put you to sleep faster than a mug of Horlicks and a hot bath, it's two people making polite stilted conversation on a sofa. Watching Breakfast is a bit like eating muesli; you know it's probably good for you but it tastes a bit crap.

At least GMTV is an improvement in the not-putting-you-to-sleep stakes. In a sense it is much like a sugar rush; if Breakfast is the equivalent of muesli then GMTV has to be a pop tart. It's a bit like a celluloid version of Heat magazine with an unashamed gender bias; you feel guilty watching it, but at this time of day the lure of this season's craze for Ugg boots somehow outweighs the current state of affairs in the Middle East conflict.

If the fluffiness of GMTV is too much to bear then The Wright Stuff is always another option, if you feel like being pummelled about the head with current affairs chit-chat. This call-in show gave viewers the licence to air their dubious views on whatever topic is in the headlines ("Disabled Babies: Doctors Decide?") while a panel of guests - usually made up of tabloid columnists - presided over said topic espousing even more dubious views.

The downside of watching The Wright Stuff is that you can easily incur the syndrome "Breakfast TV Rage", whereby you go to work with clenched fists muttering about the state of the world and people in it.

If, like me, none of the above really appeals then you tend to end up channel surfing between all three and feeling slightly queasy as a result. Let's face it: breakfast TV's just gone a bit downhill since The Big Breakfast. Bring back the days when we ran late for work, waiting for the ad break to finish so we could find out the answer to the Question about the Clip. Everybody: "Don't phone, it's just for fun!"

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  • Posted on 28 March 2007
  • at 3:43pm
  • by Guest100

We switched off morning telly the day the Big Breakfast was axed and we haven't watched any morning telly since. We loved the mayhem of it all. Bring back Chris and Someone please.

  • Posted on 28 March 2007
  • at 3:42pm
  • by Guest100

I'm a 16 year old boy so i dont remember much about Big Breakfast, but for as long as i can remember my family's always watched GMTV in the morning. It so happens that whenever i've not left for school by the time "LK Today" is on, im late, guaranteed. 2 good reasons to leave the house by 8:38 am.

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